An interview with Starkiller.

So, Starkiller, people wanna know - why can't we find your email addy anywhere? Cos we wanna write to you!
Hmm. With an average of 23 virii appearing in my inbox per week, I feel the removal of my email address from the internet is an excellent self protection measure.

Oh. Well, how come you don't let anon posters and non LJ friends post on your LJ?
Because I do not have time to trawl through and be bothered with the enormous amount of flames I get.

Do people really hate you?
Apparantly so.

Um, ok, so do you have IP tracking on then?
Yes I do. And yes, I can trace IP's. I have friends in high and low places.

Ah. So, um, how do you react to feedback which says stuff like "You spelt eternalment incorrectly."?
If that is your sole criticism do not waste my fucking time.

Is it true you are leaving the HP fandom?
Yes.

So does that mean you won't write?
No.

Why are you leaving then?
B.c I do not subscribe to the politics, the bullshit, the wars, the witch hunts, the pointless backstabbing...if you have a problem with me, say so to ME. Don't run around behind my back. I *will* find out. And - if you are honest with me, I'll still be cross, but I'll get over it a lot quicker than if you lie to me.

Are you this rude and bad tempered in real life?
Fucking oath.

But why? People are wonderful! You should be all sweet and fluffy!
This interview is over.

Questions? Comments? Wanna stroke my ego? Then e-mail me.